Writer's Block: You're a shining star

If you could be a guest on any talk show, which would you choose and what would you talk about?

Craig Ferguson and we talk about Iron Nan

A basic summary of Thursday to Sunday


1. Saw Amanda Palmer, Melissa Auf der Mar, Robots In Disguise and Bitter Ruin live. I was in the front row! And I met Amanda and Neil Gaiman

2. My Nan had a fall when I was away and it looked like she broke her foot. But my Nan being awesome she's only badly sprained it. She's being kept in hospital though for observation.

3. Travelling to and from the hospital is leaving me fucking tired

4. My main computer hates me and so I have jerry-rigged my netbook to the interwebnet and here I am

5. Had one of my melodramatic blow-ups but I think I'm okay now. (Please check on me though)

6. I am broke. Seriously fucking broke. Please ask me to make you stuff for money because I really need cash

Happy Valentine's Day!

Nothing says 'I love you' like Law & Order

Writer's Block: Forever young?

If you were forced to live forever at any age, what age would you choose, and why? What if your memories stopped at your chosen age? How would that impact your decision?

I'd like my mind to be at this age but my body to be about 7 years younger
This is because now I have a teeny bit more confidence than I did in my younger days but I would have a bangin' body rather than the female version of the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man body I have today.

2009 - A Facepalm Odyssey

So in a matter of days 2009 will be consigned to BBC Three shitty 'HOW LOL WUZ TEH NAWTYS hosted by Fucking Awful 6 Music DJ George Lamb'

This year started shit and slowly drifted, sometimes, into awesome

I would like to thank the following ("In no particular order" ~ Dermot O'Leary) for all what they have done for me this year...

Lauren - Beef Queen of Hearts
Ugly Oaf's 'Shut The Fuck Up' necklace
Lady Gaga
My cat Jerry (RIP)
Keyboard Cat
The Lonely Island
The Apprentice
the Xtranormal website
Shrink Plastic
Pete Jackson and the Empire
Harry Hill
The Soup
The Gay Rorschach in the Clink Hostel who used to do a alright radio show but now doesn't
The Clink Hostel (best hostel in London)
Ron and Russell Mael
The Manics
Matthew Goode
Charlie Brooker
Hair Bleach
Doctor Who
Michael Jackson
Tom Kirk's amazingly hairy chest
That T-Mobile Ad
Jeanette and Bella
Claire and Carol
Tommy the Cat
Simon's Cat
Spaghetti Cat
Brett and Mandy
Any other Museboard Banter Wankers I have forgotten
Any other people I have forgotten
Some band called Muse

Oh and free for all on the comments so witter away my little bunnies!


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EDIT: 12/02/09. I have deleted all old entries
I still have them but I wanted a fresh start

And entries are STRICTLY FRIENDS ONLY from now on


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